Today I have a severe case of menopause brain. It's empty. Completely empty.
I've caught myself a few times today wandering around a room with no clue why I even entered it in the first place. I did manage to get the trash taken out before the garbage truck actually got here so I have accomplished one thing today!
I distinctly remember having pregnancy brain decades ago. I could have a complete conversation with you and five minutes later, I would deny ever talking with you. Little did I know then that it would return with a vengeance all these years later. God bless hormones!
This blog sat staring at me with a blank page this morning for hours. A friend told me to just go ahead and write what I know. This is what I know this morning: The porch light is on but the occupant is on vacation.
I think today that I'll stick with sandwiches and fruit. I think I might be a menace when it comes to open flames or a microwave.
Better yet...I think I'll take a nap!!
And those are my random thoughts this morning....and boy, are they random!
Oh my gosh, hilarious post! I think I may be in trouble though, because I already wander in rooms and have no idea why I'm there - and I'm not pregnant or near menopause!
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