The blanket needs to:
1. It has to maintain it's place over me no matter what.
2. If I'm having a hot flash, it needs to drop in temperature to compensate.
3. Thirty seconds later when the hot flash is over, it needs to heat back up because I'm freezing.
4. It has to automatically repel any dog, husband, or child who attempts to steal said blanket.
5. It has to always smell like lavender to lull me to sleep.
See? Just a blanket! Now if I can't have everything on the list...can I at least have numbers 2 and 3? Please??
Enjoy your weekend!!